Cargo Socks Are Now A Thing. Keep Your Phone Or Cash In Your Cargo Socks That No One Would Ever Think Of (2021)
Did we get you again? Yet again, you’ve likely fallen for the prank box fallacy! You’ve probably clicked into this article angry at the world that we got here in a society that enables cargo socks to exist… Well, worry no more, because it’s a prank present box by Pranko. It works by putting your real gifts inside the prank box and sitting back in amusement as they open their gift to show the absurd gift of Cargo Socks.
Although the Cargo Socks is just a prank gift box, that’s not to say I wouldn’t wear them… I mean just pay attention to all the features they have! Features include a full 72 cubic inches of storage space right on your feet, a secure enclosure to keep your essentials safe, a freezer-grade gasket to ensure your snacks warm or cold for hours, and even flip-flop sandal slots at the end of the socks so you can wear the pocket socks while wearing your favorite thong sandals.
Made from sustainable reclaimed softball jerseys, the cargo socks have a super comfortable precision fit and targeted cushioning for the ultimate experience while holding your essentials right on your feet. Also known as calf mules, the cargo socks fits perfectly with your existing cargo shorts, so you’ll have an endless amount of storage space for your smokes, beef jerky, your vape, and your visor hat.
Cargo Socks let you take areas that have conventionally remained pocket-less and raise them to new standards in functionality. Combining the comfort of a tailored garment with the style and practicality of your favorite multi-pocket pants, Cargo Socks do as great as they look. Whether your payload is a favorite hard candy or life-saving insulin, you can rest easy knowing it’s safe, sound, and within arms reach, in your Cargo Socks.
The Cargo Socks come in a pack of 6 pairs, are a perfect gift idea for that rugged outdoorsman you may know, and it may be a fake prank box, but we can only hope that one day these beautiful cargo socks with tons of storage for keeping your smartphone, keys, snacks, cash, cards, and more, come to fruition one day and sold in a Walgreens near you.
Trick your friends by sending them this prank gift box! This is the perfect gift for you to give it out to someone you desperately would like to prank, and they would open this prank box looking at the absurd gift of a pair of cargo socks.
Store everything you want in this pair of cargo socks! Ranging from really pragmatic items such as keychains and credit cards, to more exotic items such as food scraps.